Makerere University Girls Resort to Buying Sex Toys as Dudes Run To MUBS

Girls at Makerere University have now resorted to buying sex toys such as vibrators and dildos after suffering a D-drought at campus. Last semester, the dudes at Makerere resolved to boycott their girls whom they accused of having declined in beauty and offering them stale s3x.

Now, we’ve learned that the girls at Makerere are busy shopping for s3x toys in large numbers. The girls are currently ordering the toys from two websites that supply the Ugandan clientele and from a shop at Mutaasa Kafeero Plaza. The two websites are http://www.pazuriplace.com and http://ugadultshop.com/ which offer free delivery within Kampala. The UG Adult Shop is also offering the girls an easier option where they make orders on Whatsapp. All the girls have to do is send a message to 0750601044 and delivery will be made in an instant.

These days, if one notices closely, someone will come in to visit a certain girl at a hostel, and within minutes she will have bid her farewell. These are the ladies and men who deliver the toys at the girls’ hostels. The trend has already caught up at Nana, Kiwamirembe, Pintos and above all, at Uganda’s s3x den aka Olympia Hostel.

Girls at Makerere University have now resorted to buying sex toys such as vibrators and dildos after suffering a D-drought at campus. Last semester, the dudes at Makerere resolved to boycott their girls whom they accused of having declined in beauty and offering them stale s3x.

Now, we’ve learned that the girls at Makerere are busy shopping for s3x toys in large numbers. The girls are currently ordering the toys from two websites that supply the Ugandan clientele and from a shop at Mutaasa Kafeero Plaza. The two websites are http://www.pazuriplace.com and http://ugadultshop.com/ which offer free delivery within Kampala. The UG Adult Shop is also offering the girls an easier option where they make orders on Whatsapp. All the girls have to do is send a message to 0750601044 and delivery will be made in an instant.

These days, if one notices closely, someone will come in to visit a certain girl at a hostel, and within minutes she will have bid her farewell. These are the ladies and men who deliver the toys at the girls’ hostels. The trend has already caught up at Nana, Kiwamirembe, Pintos and above all, at Uganda’s s3x den aka Olympia Hostel.

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The girls on the other hand we spoke to blamed this on the failure of their dudes to satisfy them. “I had never experienced an orgasm, but when I tried out these magical toys, I am now having multiple orgasms whenever I feel like. Our guys at Makerere are very lazy in bed. They are one minute dudes, they have a lot of theory about s3x but poor when it gets to action. I take my toy as my side dish,” said Brenda Nakato, a resident at Pintos hostel.

The business people are cashing in on this increased demand as these toys don’t come cheap. For example, the dildos range from UGX 70,000 to UGX 100,000. Some of the vibrators are selling for more than 120,000.

And guess what? The dudes are now seen boarding taxis at Wandegeya Stage that head towards Nakawa. The battle of the sexes has begun at Makerere, it was long over-due

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